Get ready to be a member of the most incredible student club! We are not joking around; all the good jokes argon!

• Curtin Students - We are your one stop shop for spatulas, silly mugs, and the warmest jumpers money can buy. Plus we run events too (I guess). Being a member puts you on a few lists, one of which will send you an invite to our upcoming events ands shenanigans! This will also get you a classy discount on event tickets, merch, or any other time we demand your hard earned dollarydoos. 

  • Sign up Online - $5.50 is as cheap as we can make it, unfortunately chips are still cheaper. 

  • In Person - $5 is as cheap as chips, just hand us a pink note with the queens face on it and you'll be on the list(s)! We also accept the tap of your bank card or those delicious $5 Guild vouchers... which I've just been told aren't snacks (whoops). 

• Not a Curtin Student? - Not to worry! Enjoy the same discounts and emails as other members but with a larger red number. Unfortunately you can't vote or apply for club positions, but you can still feel the warmth of our stylish, warm, and cozy hoodies. 

Want to reserve your membership? Just click on the correct button below and select "pay in person" to find out where we hide. 

How do I obtain these Michelin Star 'Guild vouchers'? Students enrolled at Curtin get two of these tasty boys each year for free, all you have to do is go to Guild reception and show them your student ID like you're the FBI